Wind-lift-eliminating umbrella

Abstract

A wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella comprises: a flow-directing chapeau attached to a chapeau crown, an upper cone rotatably attached to a cable conduit for preventing the umbrella from radially twisting clockwise and counterclockwise out of shape, a lower tube for centering the upper cone, a stanchion, an intersector bolted to the stanchion, a supporting-arm intersector, a top-hub, a canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle slidably connected to the stanchion, a height-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding trigger springably and pivotably attached to the handle for providing aid to arthritic hands to operate the handle without discomfort and for providing means to slidably lower and raise the handle to adjust the umbrella, a supporting arm pivotably attached to the lifting-arm intersector and the supporting-arm intersector, a lifting arm pivotably attached to the handle and the top-hub intersector, the supporting-arm intersector pivotably attached to the lifting arm, a deploying cable, a cable spool molded into the handle and attached to the cable, an arthritic-hand-aiding crank, an arthritic-hand-aiding-crank paddle rotatably connected to the crank for providing aid to arthritic hands to operate the crank providing means to deploy and retract the umbrella without discomfort, a reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy for providing a cover to protect users from weather elements and for releasing air pressure below the umbrella, an opening is cut into the canopy, a top-hub-ring, the cable conduit rotatably attached to the top-hub-ring, the top-hub intersector pivotably attached to the top-hub-ring, a bottom-shuttle-hub-ring, the lower cone rotatably attached to the bottom-shuttle-hub-ring, the cable connected to the bottom hub-ring, upper-ribs, wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs for adjustably tensioning the canopy and for customizingly relieving air pressure below the umbrella to stabilize and to eliminate lift and vibration from wind gusts, adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets springably securing the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs to the upper-ribs, lower-ribs pivotably screwed to the bottom-shuttle-hub-ring and the upper-ribs, a stanchion base-mounting plate attached to the stanchion, and base-stabilizing feet bolted to the base-mounting-plate.

Claims

1. A wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella having an underside, an inside, and a shape, said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella comprising: a customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown; a customizable-flow-directing chapeau, attached to said customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown for protecting users from weather elements, for redirecting hot air to flow out and away from said underside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside, for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside, for redirecting wind-flow above said customizable-flow-directing chapeau into said inside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside, for customizing wind-flow direction and pattern from above said customizable-flow-directing chapeau to said inside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside, and for customizing volume of air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside; a plurality of chapeau attachment stitching strips respectively stitched to said customizable-flow-directing chapeau; a cable conduit; an upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone rotatably attached to said cable conduit for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting clockwise out of said shape, and for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting counterclockwise out of said shape; a lower self-centering spiral-locking cone for centering said lower self-centering spiral-locking cone with said upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone, for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting clockwise out of said shape, for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting counterclockwise out of said shape, and for twist-locking said lower self-centering spiral-locking cone with said upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone; a canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a canopy-lifting-arm intersector bolted to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a canopy-supporting-arm intersector; a canopy top-hub intersector; a canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle slidably connected to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a canopy height-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding trigger springably and pivotably attached to said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle for providing aid to arthritic hands to operate said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle without discomfort, and for providing means to slidably lower and raise said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle to adjust said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella; an arthritic-hand-aiding trigger pin molded to said canopy height-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding trigger; a plurality of arthritic-hand-aiding-trigger-pin holes respectively drilled into said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion, said arthritic-hand-aiding trigger pin lockably and unlockably inserted into one of said arthritic-hand-aiding-trigger-pin holes; a canopy-supporting arm pivotably attached to said canopy-lifting-arm intersector and said canopy-supporting-arm intersector; a canopy-lifting arm pivotably attached to said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle and said canopy top-hub intersector, said canopy-supporting-arm intersector pivotably attached to said canopy-lifting arm; a canopy-deploying cable; a canopy-deploying-cable spool molded into said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle, and attached to said canopy-deploying cable; a removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank; a removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle having a paddle-like flatter, an enlarged surface area, a plurality of ridges, and a center, said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle rotatably connected to said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank for providing aid to arthritic hands to operate said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank without discomfort, for providing means to deploy and retract said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, for providing said paddle-like flatter and said enlarged surface area to be in contact with an arthritic hand to reduce concentrated pressure and pain exerted thereon, for providing said ridges at said front and said back to aid arthritic hands to stay and maintain in said center of said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle, without slipping off, and for providing said ridges on said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle to aid arthritic hands to stay and maintain in said center of said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle; a removable-crank insertion hole connected to said canopy-deploying-cable spool, said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank detachably inserted into said removable-crank insertion hole; a reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy, said customizable-flow-directing chapeau attached to said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy by said chapeau attachment stitching strips, for providing a cover to protect users from weather elements, and for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella; a plurality of canopy-spring mounting holes respectively punched out of said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy; a customizable-flow-directing-chapeau opening is cut into said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy; a canopy top-hub-ring, said cable conduit respectively and rotatably attached to said canopy top-hub-ring, said canopy top-hub intersector pivotably attached to said canopy top-hub-ring; a canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring, said lower self-centering spiral-locking cone respectively and rotatably attached to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring, said canopy-deploying cable connected to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring; a plurality of upper-ribs; a plurality of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs for adjustably tensioning said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy, for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, for stabilizing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from wind gusts, by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, for eliminating lift from wind gusts by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, for eliminating vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, and for customizing volume of pressured air below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella; a plurality of wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-spring eyelets respectively molded to wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs; a plurality of adjustable-tension-canopy-spring-eyelet washer and screws respectively screwed through said canopy-spring mounting holes to said wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-spring eyelets; a plurality of automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents respectively screwed to said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs and respectively and detachably resting against said upper-ribs for protecting said upper-ribs from being scratched, for centering said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs on said upper-ribs, for providing spacing between said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs and said upper-ribs, for providing dampening for said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs when impacting said upper-ribs, for eliminating vibration from said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs on said upper-ribs, and for eliminating noise from said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs from impact against said upper-ribs, a plurality of adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets springably and respectively securing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs to said upper-ribs; a plurality of adjustable-tension screws respectively and adjustably screwed to said adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets; a plurality of lower-ribs respectively and pivotably screwed to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring and said upper-ribs; a canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate, attached to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a plurality of canopy-base-stabilizing feet respectively bolted to said canopy-stanchion base-mounting-plate.

2. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 1, further comprising: a plurality of cooling-funnels respectively formed into said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy for scooping and guiding wind-flow inward and downward through said cooling-funnels, for cooling said inside under said cooling-funnels by adjusting said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs, for releasing air pressure from below said cooling-funnels, for automatically adjusting to air pressure from below said cooling-funnels, for relieving air pressure from wind gusts to stabilize said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, for eliminating umbrella lift from wind gusts by neutralizing and relieving air pressure from below said cooling-funnels, for eliminating vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below said cooling-funnels, for customizing wind-flow direction and pattern into and out of said inside when adjusting said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs to customize air pressure.

3. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 2, wherein said cooling-funnels each are formed into a triangular shape.

4. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 1, further comprising: a plurality of multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates respectively welded to canopy-base-stabilizing feet, said multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates each having a multi-base-connecting locking slot and a bent lower connecting portion disposed below said multi-base-connecting locking slot for slidably fitting behind adjacent multi-base-connecting canopy-base plate to secure a plurality of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas together, for slidably hooking behind adjacent multi-base-connecting canopy-base plate to increase footprint and to provide greater stability for said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas, and for slidably hooking a plurality of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas together to provide a plurality of variable aesthetic and design configurations to table and lounge chair configurations on decks, patios, pool-sides, balconies, verandas, sidewalks, food courts, or in restaurants.

5. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 1, further comprising: a plurality of customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers respectively attached to said upper-ribs for controling air pressure and effects of wind-flow under said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to stabilize said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, for opening or closing said customizable-flow-directing chapeau in a plurality of configurations, for providing controls to redirect hot air to flow out and away from said underside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said underside, for providing controls to customize wind-flow direction and pattern from above said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to said inside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, for providing controls to release air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, and for providing controls to customize air pressure in said inside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella when opening or closing said customizable-flow-directing chapeau to regulate air pressure in said inside.

6. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 4, further comprising: a plurality of arthritic-hand-aiding control tabs respectively and pivotably are molded to said customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers for helping an arthritic to operate said customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers.

7. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 1, further comprising: a canopy hook-and-loop closure slit formed into said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy for providing access to said canopy-supporting-arm intersector.

8. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 1, wherein said canopy-deploying cable is made of nylon material.

9. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 1, wherein said automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents each are made of metallic or plastic material.

10. A wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella having an underside, an inside, and a shape, said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella comprising: a customizable-flow-directing chapeau, attached to said customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown for protecting users from weather elements, for redirecting hot air to flow out and away from said underside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside, for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside, for redirecting wind-flow above said customizable-flow-directing chapeau into said inside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside, for customizing wind-flow direction and pattern from above said customizable-flow-directing chapeau to said inside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside, and for customizing volume of air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside; a cable conduit; an upper self-centering cone rotatably attached to said cable conduit for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting clockwise out of said shape, and for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting counterclockwise out of said shape; a lower self-centering tube for centering said upper self-centering cone; a canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a canopy-lifting-arm intersector bolted to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a canopy-supporting-arm intersector; a canopy top-hub intersector; a canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle slidably connected to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a canopy height-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding trigger springably and pivotably attached to said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle for providing aid to arthritic hands to operate said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle without discomfort, and for providing means to slidably lower and raise said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle to adjust said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella; an arthritic-hand-aiding trigger pin molded to said canopy height-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding trigger; a plurality of arthritic-hand-aiding-trigger-pin holes respectively drilled into said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion, said arthritic-hand-aiding trigger pin lockably and unlockably inserted into one of said arthritic-hand-aiding-trigger-pin holes; a canopy-supporting arm pivotably attached to said canopy-lifting-arm intersector and said canopy-supporting-arm intersector; a canopy-lifting arm pivotably attached to said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle and said canopy top-hub intersector, said canopy-supporting-arm intersector pivotably attached to said canopy-lifting arm; a canopy-deploying cable; a canopy-deploying-cable spool molded into said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle, and attached to said canopy-deploying cable; a removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank; a removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle having a paddle-like flatter, an enlarged surface area, a plurality of ridges, and a center, said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle rotatably connected to said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank for providing aid to arthritic hands to operate said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank without discomfort, for providing means to deploy and retract said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, for providing said paddle-like flatter and said enlarged surface area to be in contact with an arthritic hand to reduce concentrated pressure and pain exerted thereon, for providing said ridges at said front and said back to aid arthritic hands to stay and maintain in said center of said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle, without slipping off, and for providing said ridges on said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle to aid arthritic hands to stay and maintain in said center of said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle; a removable-crank insertion hole connected to said canopy-deploying-cable spool, said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank detachably inserted into said removable-crank insertion hole; a reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy, said customizable-flow-directing chapeau attached to said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy by said chapeau attachment stitching strips, for providing a cover to protect users from weather elements, and for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella; a plurality of canopy-spring mounting holes respectively punched out of said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy; a customizable-flow-directing-chapeau opening is cut into said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy; a canopy top-hub-ring, said cable conduit respectively and rotatably attached to said canopy top-hub-ring, said canopy top-hub intersector pivotably attached to said canopy top-hub-ring; a canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring, said lower self-centering spiral-locking cone respectively and rotatably attached to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring, said canopy-deploying cable connected to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring; a plurality of upper-ribs; a plurality of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs for adjustably tensioning said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy, for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, for stabilizing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella from wind gusts, by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, for eliminating lift from wind gusts by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, for eliminating vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, and for customizing volume of pressured air below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella; a plurality of wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-spring eyelets respectively molded to said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs; a plurality of adjustable-tension-canopy-spring-eyelet washer and screws respectively screwed through said canopy-spring mounting holes to said wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-spring eyelets; a plurality of adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets springably and respectively securing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs to said upper-ribs; a plurality of adjustable-tension screws respectively and adjustably screwed to said adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets; a plurality of lower-ribs respectively and pivotably screwed to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring and said upper-ribs; a canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate, attached to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a plurality of canopy-base-stabilizing feet respectively bolted to said canopy-stanchion base-mounting-plate.

11. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 10, further comprising: a plurality of automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents respectively screwed to said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs and respectively and detachably resting against said upper-ribs for protecting said upper-ribs from being scratched, for centering said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs on said upper-ribs, for providing spacing between said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs and said upper-ribs, for providing dampening for said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs when impacting said upper-ribs, for eliminating vibration from said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs on said upper-ribs, and for eliminating noise from said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs from impact against said upper-ribs.

12. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 10, further comprising: a plurality of cooling-funnels respectively formed into said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy for scooping and guiding wind-flow inward and downward through said cooling-funnels, for cooling said inside under said cooling-funnels by adjusting said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs, for releasing air pressure from below said cooling-funnels, for automatically adjusting to air pressure from below said cooling-funnels, for relieving air pressure from wind gusts to stabilize said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, for eliminating umbrella lift from wind gusts by neutralizing and relieving air pressure from below said cooling-funnels, for eliminating vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below said cooling-funnels, for customizing wind-flow direction and pattern into and out of said inside when adjusting said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs to customize air pressure.

13. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 12, wherein said cooling-funnels each are formed into a triangular shape.

14. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 10, further comprising: a plurality of multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates respectively welded to canopy-base-stabilizing feet, said multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates each having a multi-base-connecting locking slot and a bent lower connecting portion disposed below said multi-base-connecting locking slot for slidably fitting behind adjacent multi-base-connecting canopy-base plate to secure a plurality of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrellas together, for slidably hooking behind adjacent multi-base-connecting canopy-base plate to increase footprint and to provide greater stability for said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrellas, and for slidably hooking a plurality of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrellas together to provide a plurality of variable aesthetic and design configurations to table and lounge chair configurations on decks, patios, pool-sides, balconies, verandas, sidewalks, food courts, or in restaurants.

15. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 10, further comprising: a plurality of customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers respectively attached to said upper-ribs for controling air pressure and effects of wind-flow under said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella to stabilize said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, for opening or closing said customizable-flow-directing chapeau in a plurality of configurations, for providing controls to redirect hot air to flow out and away from said underside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said underside, for providing controls to customize wind-flow direction and pattern from above said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella to said inside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, for providing controls to release air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, and for providing controls to customize air pressure in said inside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella when opening or closing said customizable-flow-directing chapeau to regulate air pressure in said inside.

16. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 10, further comprising: a canopy hook-and-loop closure slit formed into said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy for providing access to said canopy-supporting-arm intersector.

17. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 10, wherein said canopy-deploying cable is made of nylon material.

18. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 10, wherein said automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents each are made of metallic or plastic material.

19. A wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella having an underside, an inside, and a shape, said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella comprising: a customizable-flow-directing chapeau, attached to said customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown; a cable conduit; a upper self-centering cone rotatably attached to said cable conduit for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting clockwise out of said shape, and for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting counterclockwise out of said shape; a lower self-centering tube for centering said upper self-centering cone; a canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a canopy-lifting-arm intersector bolted to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a canopy-supporting-arm intersector; a canopy top-hub intersector; a canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle slidably connected to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a canopy height-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding trigger springably and pivotably attached to said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle for providing aid to arthritic hands to operate said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle without discomfort, and for providing means to slidably lower and raise said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle to adjust said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella; an arthritic-hand-aiding trigger pin molded to said canopy height-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding trigger; a plurality of arthritic-hand-aiding-trigger-pin holes respectively drilled into said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion, said arthritic-hand-aiding trigger pin lockably and unlockably inserted into one of said arthritic-hand-aiding-trigger-pin holes; a canopy-supporting arm pivotably attached to said canopy-lifting-arm intersector and said canopy-supporting-arm intersector; a canopy-lifting arm pivotably attached to said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle and said canopy top-hub intersector, said canopy-supporting-arm intersector pivotably attached to said canopy-lifting arm; a canopy-deploying cable; a canopy-deploying-cable spool molded into said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle, and attached to said canopy-deploying cable; a removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank; a removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle rotatably connected to said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank for providing aid to arthritic hands to operate said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank without discomfort, and for providing means to deploy and retract said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella; a removable-crank insertion hole connected to said canopy-deploying-cable spool, said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank detachably inserted into said removable-crank insertion hole; a reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy, said customizable-flow-directing chapeau attached to said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy by said chapeau attachment stitching strips, for providing a cover to protect users from weather elements, and for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella; a plurality of canopy-spring mounting holes respectively punched out of said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy; a customizable-flow-directing-chapeau opening is cut into said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy; a canopy top-hub-ring, said cable conduit respectively and rotatably attached to said canopy top-hub-ring, said canopy top-hub intersector pivotably attached to said canopy top-hub-ring; a canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring, said lower self-centering spiral-locking cone respectively and rotatably attached to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring, said canopy-deploying cable connected to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring; a plurality of upper-ribs; a plurality of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs for adjustably tensioning said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy, for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, for stabilizing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella from wind gusts, by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, for eliminating lift from wind gusts by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, for eliminating vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella, and for customizing volume of pressured air below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella; a plurality of cooling-funnel-and-adjustable-tension-canopy-spring eyelets respectively molded to said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs; a plurality of adjustable-tension-canopy-spring-eyelet washer and screws respectively screwed through said canopy-spring mounting holes to said wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-spring eyelets; a plurality of adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets springably and respectively securing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs to said upper-ribs; a plurality of adjustable-tension screws respectively and adjustably screwed to said adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets; a plurality of lower-ribs respectively and pivotably screwed to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring and said upper-ribs; a canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate, attached to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion; a plurality of canopy-base-stabilizing feet respectively bolted to said canopy-stanchion base-mounting-plate.

20. The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing arthritic-aiding umbrella of claim 19, further comprising: a plurality of automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents respectively screwed to said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs and respectively and detachably resting against said upper-ribs for protecting said upper-ribs from being scratched, for centering said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs on said upper-ribs, for providing spacing between said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs and said upper-ribs, for providing dampening for said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs when impacting said upper-ribs, for eliminating vibration from said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs on said upper-ribs, and for eliminating noise from said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs from impact against said upper-ribs.

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(1) FIG. 1A (Prior Art), FIG. 1B (Prior Art), and FIG. 1C (Prior Art) illustrate side views of prior art umbrella systems which are easily lifted, blown over, and damaged by the force and effects of strong winds, specifically as a result of the wind-pressure build-up in the underside of the canopy.

(2) FIG. 2A, FIG. 2B, FIG. 2C, FIG. 2D, and FIG. 2E illustrate perspective, top, and side views of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, respectively.

(3) FIG. 3A, FIG. 3B, FIG. 3C, FIG. 3D, FIG. 3E, FIG. 3F, FIG. 3G, and FIG. 3H illustrate side, side hidden-component, and top views of the customizable-wind-flow-directing chapeau system, customizable-flow-directing chapeau, customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers, and arthritic-aiding control tabs, respectively.

(4) FIG. 4 illustrates an enlarged, partial, perspective view of the self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system and upper-ribs and lower-ribs.

(5) FIG. 5 illustrates an enlarged, partial, perspective view of the self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system, cable conduit, upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone and lower self-centering spiral-locking cone.

(6) FIG. 6A and FIG. 6B illustrate a perspective and side views of the Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system.

(7) FIG. 7A and FIG. 7B illustrate partial perspective views of the adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets, wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs, wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting-spring eyelets, adjustable-tension-canopy-spring-eyelet washer and screws, and automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents, respectively, in the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella.

(8) FIG. 8A, FIG. 8B, and FIG. 8C illustrate perspective, hidden, and partial views of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella and down-force cooling-funnels, respectively.

(9) FIG. 9 illustrates a perspective view of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella and the canopy-spring mounting holes punched there through.

(10) FIG. 10 illustrates a front view of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella and the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella.

(11) FIG. 11A and FIG. 11B illustrate a partial perspective and a partial side view of the adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets, wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs, wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting-spring eyelets, and automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents, and an adjustable-tension screw, respectively, in the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella.

(12) FIG. 12 illustrates a perspective partial view of the multi-base-connecting canopy base system.

(13) FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F illustrate side views of the customizable-wind-flow-directing chapeau system, customizable-flow-directing chapeau, customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers, and arthritic-aiding control tabs, respectively, demonstrating the variable rotational settings of customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers, thereby providing custom opening characteristics of customizable-flow-directing chapeau, to control desired downward airflow cooling, upward heat ventilation, and wind pressure-release.

(14) FIG. 14 illustrates a perspective partial view of the self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system demonstrating how the upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone spirally couples with lower self-centering spiral-locking cone.

(15) FIG. 15 illustrates a perspective partial view demonstrating how the Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system aids an arthritic hand while operating the removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddles.

(16) FIG. 16A and FIG. 16B present diagrams demonstrating how the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs with automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents will automatically center themselves against upper-ribs.

(17) FIG. 16C illustrates a partial perspective exploded view demonstrating the automatic-centering and wind-pressure-releasing components of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella.

(18) FIG. 16D and FIG. 16E present diagrams demonstrating how the reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy is tensioned and loosened with wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs by turning adjustable-tension screws.

(19) FIG. 17, FIG. 18A, FIG. 18B, FIG. 18C, FIG. 19A, FIG. 19B, and FIG. 19C illustrate top, side, and perspective views, respectively demonstrating how the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs can automatically flex from side to side and up and down in the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella.

(20) FIG. 20A, FIG. 20B, FIG. 20C, FIG. 20D, FIG. 20E, FIG. 20F, and FIG. 20G illustrate top, side, and perspective views, respectively demonstrating how the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs can automatically flex from side to side and up and down in the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, thereby releasing wind-pressure to stabilize the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella.

(21) FIG. 21A and FIG. 21B illustrate side and front views, respectively demonstrating how the down-force cooling-funnels can direct horizontal wind-flow to generally vertical below the reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy, thereby cooling the temperature for occupant's benefit below.

(22) FIG. 22A, FIG. 22B, and FIG. 22C illustrate side views demonstrating how the Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system provides tilt angle adjustability to the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella.

(23) FIG. 23A, FIG. 23B, and FIG. 23C present diagrams demonstrating how the multi-base-connecting canopy base system couples multiple multi-base-connecting canopy base systems together by multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates, canopy-base-stabilizing feet, multi-base-connecting locking slots and multi-base-connecting heel-blades.

(24) FIG. 24A, FIG. 24B, FIG. 24C, and FIG. 24D illustrates respective side and top views demonstrating how the multi-base-connecting canopy base system couples multiple multi-base-connecting canopy base systems together and sample configurations that can be achieved.

(25) FIG. 25, FIG. 26, and FIG. 27 illustrate perspective views of equivalent variations of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having a rectangular, an octagonal, and a star-shaped wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, respectively.

(26) FIG. 28 illustrates a perspective view of an equivalent variation of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs, having a generally straight shaft.

(27) FIG. 29 illustrates a perspective view of an equivalent variation of the self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system.

DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE INVENTION

(28) The wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella comprises: 1) Customizable-wind-flow-directing chapeau system, 2) Self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system, 3) Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system, 4) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting spring system, and 5) Multi-base-connecting canopy base system.
Component

(29) Referring to FIG. 2A, FIG. 2B, FIG. 2C, FIG. 2D, FIG. 2E, FIG. 3A, FIG. 3B, FIG. 3C, FIG. 3D, FIG. 3E, FIG. 3F, FIG. 3G, FIG. 311, FIG. 4, FIG. 5, FIG. 6A, FIG. 6B, FIG. 7A, FIG. 7B, FIG. 8A, FIG. 8B, FIG. 8C, FIG. 9, FIG. 10, FIG. 11A, FIG. 11B, FIG. 12, FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella comprises: 1) Customizable-wind-flow-directing chapeau system 101, comprising: 2) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown 102, 3) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a, Chapeau attachment stitching strips 103b, 4) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers 104, 5) Arthritic-aiding control tabs 105; 6) Self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system 106, comprising: 7) Cable conduit 107, 8) Upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108, 9) Lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109; 10) Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system 110, comprising: 11) Canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111, 12) Canopy-lifting-arm intersector 112, 13) Canopy-supporting-arm intersector 113, 14) Canopy top-hub intersector 114, 15) Canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115, 16) Canopy height-adjusting arthritic-aiding trigger 116, 17) Arthritic-aiding trigger pin 117, 18) Arthritic-aiding canopy-angle-locking holes 118, 19) Canopy-supporting arm 119, 20) Canopy-lifting arm 120, 21) Canopy-deploying cable 121, 22) Canopy-deploying-cable spool 122, 23) Removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying crank 123, 24) Removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddles 124, 25) Removable-crank insertion hole 125; 26) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting spring system 126, comprising: 27) Reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127, 28) Down-force cooling-funnels 128, 29) Canopy-spring mounting holes 129, 30) Canopy hook-and-loop closure slit 130, 31) Customizable-flow-directing-chapeau opening 131, 32) Canopy top-hub-ring 132, 33) Canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring 133, 34) Upper-ribs 134, 35) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135, 36) Wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting-spring eyelets 136a, Adjustable-tension-canopy-spring-eyelet washer and screws 136b, Automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents 136c, 37) Adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets 137a, Adjustable-tension screws 137b, 38) Lower-ribs 138; and 39) Multi-base-connecting canopy base system 139, comprising: 40) Canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate 140, 41) Canopy-base-stabilizing feet 141a, Multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b. Multi-base-connecting locking slots 141c. Multi-base-connecting heel-blades 141d.
Material

(30) Referring to FIG. 2A, FIG. 2B, FIG. 2C, FIG. 2D, FIG. 2E, FIG. 3A, FIG. 3B, FIG. 3C, FIG. 3D, FIG. 3E, FIG. 3F, FIG. 3G, FIG. 311, FIG. 4, FIG. 5, FIG. 6A, FIG. 6B, FIG. 7A, FIG. 7B, FIG. 8A, FIG. 8B, FIG. 8C, FIG. 9, FIG. 10, FIG. 11A, FIG. 11B, FIG. 12, FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F: 1) Customizable-wind-flow-directing chapeau system 101 is made of the combined materials of its components. 2) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown 102 is made of metal or plastic material. 3) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a is made canvas, fabric, nylon, the like, the equivalent, or flexible material. Chapeau attachment stitching strips 103b each are made of cotton, nylon, the like, or equivalent material. 4) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers 104 each are made of metal or plastic material. 5) Arthritic-aiding control tabs 105 each are made of metal or plastic material. 6) Self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system 106 is made of the combined materials of its components. 7) Cable conduit 107 is made of metal or plastic material. 8) Upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108 is made of metal or plastic material. 9) Lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109 is made of metal or plastic material. 10) Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system 110 is made of the combined materials of its components. 11) Canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111 is made of metal or plastic material. 12) Canopy-lifting-arm intersector 112 is made of metal or plastic material. 13) Canopy-supporting-arm intersector 113 is made of metal or plastic material. 14) Canopy top-hub intersector 114 is made of metal or plastic material. 15) Canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115 is made of metal and/or plastic material. 16) Canopy height-adjusting arthritic-aiding trigger 116 is made of metal or plastic material. 17) Arthritic-aiding trigger pin 117 is made of metallic material. 18) Arthritic-aiding-trigger-pin holes 118 is made of empty space. 19) Canopy-supporting arm 119 is made of metallic material. 20) Canopy-lifting arm 120 is made of metallic material. 21) Canopy-deploying cable 121 is made of metal or synthetic material. 22) Canopy-deploying-cable spool 122 is made of metal and/or plastic material. 23) Removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying crank 123 is made of metal and/or plastic material. 24) Removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddles 124 is made of metal or plastic material. 25) Removable-crank insertion hole 125 is made of empty space. 26) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella 126 is made of the combined materials of its components. 27) Reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 is made of canvas, fabric, nylon, the like, the equivalent, or flexible material. 28) Cooling-funnels 128 each are made of canvas, fabric, nylon, the like, the equivalent, or flexible material. 29) Canopy-spring mounting holes 129 each are made of empty space. 30) Canopy hook-and-loop closure slit 130 is made of canvas, fabric, nylon, the like, the equivalent, or flexible material. 31) Customizable-flow-directing-chapeau opening 131 is made of empty space. 32) Canopy top-hub-ring 132 is made of metal or plastic material. 33) Canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring 133 is made of metal or plastic material. 34) Upper-ribs 134, each are made of metal or plastic material. 35) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 each are made of metallic material. 36) Wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting-spring eyelets 136a is made of metal or plastic material. Adjustable-tension-canopy-spring-eyelet washer and screws 136b is made of metallic material.

(31) Automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents 136c is made of metallic or plastic material. 37) Adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets 137a is made of metal or plastic material. Adjustable-tension screws 137b is made of metal or plastic material. 38) Lower-ribs 138 is made of metallic material. 39) Multi-base-connecting canopy base system 139 is made of the combined materials of its components. 40) Canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate 140 is made of metal or plastic material. 42) Canopy-base-stabilizing feet 141a are made of metallic material. Multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b are made of metallic material. Multi-base-connecting locking slots 141c are made of metallic material. Multi-base-connecting heel-blades 141d are made of metallic material.
Shape

(32) Referring to FIG. 2A, FIG. 2B, FIG. 2C, FIG. 2D, FIG. 2E, FIG. 3A, FIG. 3B, FIG. 3C, FIG. 3D, FIG. 3E, FIG. 3F, FIG. 3G, FIG. 3H, FIG. 4, FIG. 5, FIG. 6A, FIG. 6B, FIG. 7A, FIG. 7B, FIG. 8A, FIG. 8B, FIG. 8C, FIG. 9, FIG. 10, FIG. 11A, FIG. 11B, FIG. 12, FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F: 1) Customizable-wind-flow-directing chapeau system 101 has the combined shapes of its components. 2) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown 102 is formed into a round shape. 3) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a is formed into a square shape. Chapeau attachment stitching strips 103b each are formed into a stitched-thread shape. 4) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers 104 each are formed into a rod shape. 5) Arthritic-aiding control tabs 105 each are formed into a rounded rectangular shape with a flat cross-section. 6) Self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system 106 has the combined shapes of its components. 7) Cable conduit 107 is formed into a round tube shape. 8) Upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108 is formed into a cone shape. 9) Lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109 is formed into a cone shape. 10) Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system 110 has the combined shapes of its components. 11) Canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111 is formed into a pole shape with an oval cross-section. 12) Canopy-lifting-arm intersector 112 is formed into a rectangular shape. 13) Canopy-supporting-arm intersector 113 is formed into a generally triangular shape. 14) Canopy top-hub intersector 114 is formed into a U shape. 15) Canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115 is formed into a Z shape. 16) Canopy height-adjusting arthritic-aiding trigger 116 is formed into a teardrop shape with oval hole in the side-center. 17) Arthritic-aiding trigger pin 117 is formed into cylindrical shape. 18) Arthritic-aiding-trigger-pin holes 118 each are formed into a circular shape. 19) Canopy-supporting arm 119 is formed into a rectangular-or-oval-tube shape. 20) Canopy-lifting arm 120 is formed into a rectangular-or-oval-tube shape. 21) Canopy-deploying cable 121 is formed into a cable shape with a round cross-section. 22) Canopy-deploying-cable spool 122 is formed into a generally triangular shape. 23) Removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying crank 123 is formed into a Z shape. 24) Removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddles 124 is formed into a generally rounded rectangular shape with a flat cross-section. 25) Removable-crank insertion hole 125 is formed into a circular shape. 26) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella 126 has the combined shapes of its components. 27) Reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 is formed into a square shape. 28) Cooling-funnels 128 each are formed into a triangular shape. 29) Canopy-spring mounting holes 129 each are formed into a circular shape. 30) Canopy hook-and-loop closure slit 130 is formed into a square shape. 31) Customizable-flow-directing-chapeau opening 131 is each are formed into a circular shape. 32) Canopy top-hub-ring 132 is formed into a round shape with eight U-shaped arms. 33) Canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring 133 is formed into a round shape with eight U-shaped arms. 34) Upper-ribs 134, each are formed into a tube shape with an oval cross-section. 35) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 each are formed into a rod shape. 36) Wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting-spring eyelets 136a each are formed into an O shape. Adjustable-tension-canopy-spring-eyelet washer and screws 136b each are formed into an O and a circular shape respectively. Automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents 136c each are formed into an arc shape respectively. 37) Adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets 137a each are formed into a rectangular shape with an oval cross-section. Adjustable-tension screws 137b each are formed into a screw shape. 38) Lower-ribs 138 each are formed into a tube shape with an oval cross-section. 39) Multi-base-connecting canopy base system 139 has the combined shapes of its components. 40) Canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate 140 is formed into a square shape. 41) Canopy-base-stabilizing feet 141a each are formed into an elongated rectangle shape with a T cross-section. Multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b. each are formed into a rounded-rectangle shape with a center slot. Multi-base-connecting locking slots 141c each are a slot-shape with a rounded end. Multi-base-connecting heel-blades 141d each are a rectangular shape.
Connection

(33) Referring to FIG. 2A, FIG. 2B, FIG. 2C, FIG. 2D, FIG. 2E, FIG. 3A, FIG. 3B, FIG. 3C, FIG. 3D, FIG. 3E, FIG. 3F, FIG. 3G, FIG. 311, FIG. 4, FIG. 5, FIG. 6A, FIG. 6B, FIG. 7A, FIG. 7B, FIG. 8A, FIG. 8B, FIG. 8C, FIG. 9, FIG. 10, FIG. 11A, FIG. 11B, FIG. 12, FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F: 1) Customizable-wind-flow-directing chapeau system 101 has the combined connections of its components. 2) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown 102 is attached to customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a. 3) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a is attached to reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 by chapeau attachment stitching strips 103b Chapeau attachment stitching strips 103b respectively are stitching together customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a and reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127. 4) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers 104 respectively and pivotably are screwed to upper-ribs 134. 5) Arthritic-aiding control tabs 105 respectively and pivotably are molded to customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers 104. 6) Self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system 106 has the combined connections of its components. 7) Cable conduit 107 respectively and rotatably are attached to canopy top-hub-ring 132. 8) Upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108 respectively and rotatably are attached to cable conduit 107. 9) Lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109 respectively and rotatably are attached to canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring 133. 10) Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system 110 has the combined connections of its components. 11) Canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111 is bolted to canopy-lifting-arm intersector 112, and canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate 140. 12) Canopy-lifting-arm intersector 112 is bolted to canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111 and pivotably attached to are canopy-supporting arm 119. 13) Canopy-supporting-arm intersector 113 is pivotably attached to canopy-supporting arm 119 and pivotably attached to are canopy-lifting arm 120. 14) Canopy top-hub intersector 114 is molded to canopy-lifting arm 120, and is pivotably attached to canopy top-hub-ring 132. 15) Canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115 is slidably connected to canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111. 16) Canopy height-adjusting arthritic-aiding trigger 116 is springably and pivotably attached to canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115. 17) Arthritic-aiding trigger pin 117 is molded to canopy height-adjusting arthritic-aiding trigger 116, and also lockably and unlockably inserts into arthritic-aiding-trigger-pin holes 118. 18) Arthritic-aiding-trigger-pin holes 118 are drilled into canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111. 19) Canopy-supporting arm 119 is pivotably attached to both canopy-lifting-arm intersector 112 and canopy-supporting-arm intersector 113. 20) Canopy-lifting arm 120 is pivotably attached to both canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115 and canopy top-hub intersector 114. 21) Canopy-deploying cable 121 is attached to both canopy-deploying-cable spool 122 and canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring 133. 22) Canopy-deploying-cable spool 122 is molded into canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115.+ 23) Removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying crank 123 is detachably inserted into removable-crank insertion hole 125. 24) Removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddles 124 is rotatably connected to removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying crank 123. 25) Removable-crank insertion hole 125 is connected to canopy-deploying-cable spool 122. 26) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella 126 has the combined connections of its components. 27) Reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 is respectably molded to canopy-spring mounting holes 129. 28) Cooling-funnels 128 respectively are molded into reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127. 29) Canopy-spring mounting holes 129 respectively are punched out of reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127. 30) Canopy hook-and-loop closure slit 130 is molded into reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127. 31) Customizable-flow-directing-chapeau opening 131 is cut into reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127. 32) Canopy top-hub-ring 132 respectively and pivotably are screwed to upper-ribs 134. 33) Canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring 133 is respectively and pivotably screwed to lower-ribs 138. 34) Upper-ribs 134, are respectively and pivotably screwed to lower-ribs 138 and canopy top-hub-ring 132 35) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 are respectively and adjustably attached to adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets 137. 36) Wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting-spring eyelets 136a are respectably molded to wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135. Adjustable-tension-canopy-spring-eyelet washer and screws 136b respectively are screwed through canopy-spring mounting holes 129 to automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents 136c. Automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents 136c are respectively screwed to wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 and detachably, intermittently, and respectively rest against upper-ribs 134 37) Adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets 137a springably and respectively secure wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 to upper-ribs 134. Adjustable-tension screws 137b are respectively and adjustably screwed to adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets 137. 38) Lower-ribs 138 are respectively and pivotably screwed to canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring 133 and upper-ribs 134. 39) Multi-base-connecting canopy base system 139 has the combined connections of its components. 40) Canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate 140 respectively is bolted to both canopy-base-stabilizing feet 141a. 41) Canopy-base-stabilizing feet 141a respectively are bolted to canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate 140. Multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b respectively are welded to canopy-base-stabilizing feet 141a. Multi-base-connecting locking slots 141c respectively are punched of multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b. Multi-base-connecting heel-blades 141d respectively are molded to multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b.
Function

(34) Referring to FIG. 14, FIG. 15, FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, FIG. 16C, FIG. 16D, FIG. 16E, FIG. 17, FIG. 18A, FIG. 18B, FIG. 18C, FIG. 19A, FIG. 19B, FIG. 19C, FIG. 20A, FIG. 20B, FIG. 20C, FIG. 20D, FIG. 20E, FIG. 20F, FIG. 20G, FIG. 21A, FIG. 21B, FIG. 22A, FIG. 22B, FIG. 22C, FIG. 23A, FIG. 23B, FIG. 23C, FIG. 24A, FIG. 24B, FIG. 24C, and FIG. 24D: 1) Customizable-wind-flow-directing chapeau system 101 is for performing the combined functions of its components: 2) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown 102 is for: Provide a protective covering for attached to canopy top-hub-ring 132. 3) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a is for: a) Providing a cover to protect users from weather elements; b) Redirecting hot air to flow out and away from underside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, thereby cooling the environment for the occupants; in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145a, 145b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); c) Releasing air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); d) Redirecting wind-flow above canopy top-hub-ring 132 to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 144a, 144b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); e) Customizing wind-flow direction and pattern from above canopy top-hub-ring 132 to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella; in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145a, 145b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13C, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, and FIG. 13F); and f) Customizing volume of air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145a, 145b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13C, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, and FIG. 13F). Chapeau attachment stitching strips 103b are for: Attaching customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a to reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127. 4) Customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers 104 are for: a) Providing means to control air pressure and the effects of wind-flow under the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella thereby stabilizing the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145a, 145b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); b) Providing controls to open, close, and regulate the four corners of customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a in multiple configurations in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); c) Providing controls to redirect hot air to flow out and away from underside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, thereby cooling the environment for the occupants in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 144a, 144b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); d) Providing controls to customize wind-flow direction and pattern from above canopy top-hub-ring 132 to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145a, 145b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13C, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, and FIG. 13F); e) Providing controls to release air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 143a, and 143b (see FIG. 13B); and f) Providing controls to customize volume of air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella by regulating the degree in which four corners of customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a are opened or closed in the directions of arrows 145c and 145d (see FIG. 13D and FIG. 13F). 5) Arthritic-aiding control tabs 105 are for: Helping those afflicted with arthritic conditions in their hands to operate customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers 104. 6) Self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system 106 is for performing the combined functions of its components. 7) Cable conduit 107 is for: Enclosing and protecting canopy-deploying cable 121. 8) Upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108 is for: a) Centering upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108 with lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109 during deployment of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 5, and FIG. 14); b) Preventing the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting clockwise out of its desired shape in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 14); c) Preventing the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting counterclockwise out of its desired shape in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 11, and FIG. 14); and d) Twist-locking upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108 with lower self-centering spiral-locking cone, thereby preventing easy dislodging of their union and connection in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 14). 9) Lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109 is for: a) Centering lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109 with upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108 during deployment of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 14); b) Preventing the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting clockwise out of its desired fit while fully deployed in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 5, and FIG. 14); c) Preventing the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting counterclockwise out of desired fit while fully deployed in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 14); and d) Twist-locking lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109 with upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108, thereby preventing easy dislodging of their union and connection in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 5, and FIG. 14). 10) Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system 110 is for performing the combined functions of its components. 11) Canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111 is for: Securing all other components of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella upon canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111. 12) Canopy-lifting-arm intersector 112 is for: Bolting to canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111 and pivotably supporting canopy-supporting arm 119. 13) Canopy-supporting-arm intersector 113 is for: Attaching to canopy-supporting arm 119 and pivotably supporting canopy-lifting arm 120. 14) Canopy top-hub intersector 114 is for: Attaching to canopy-lifting arm 120 and pivotably supporting canopy top-hub-ring 132. 15) Canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115 is for: Slidably, adjustably, and lockably connecting to canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111. to adjustably support the height and tilt of canopy-lifting arm 120. 16) Canopy height-adjusting arthritic-aiding trigger 116 is for: a) Providing aid to those with arthritic conditions in their hands to operate canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115 without discomfort: (see FIGS. 6A and 6B) b) Providing means to slidably lower and raise canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115 thereby adjusting the height and tilt of canopy-lifting arm 120; and c) Engaging arthritic-aiding trigger pin 117 to predeterminedly and lockably engage to arthritic-aiding-trigger-pin holes 118. (see FIGS. 6A and 6B) 17) Arthritic-aiding trigger pin 117 is for: Locking canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115 to canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111 at a predetermined height. in the directions of arrows 164a, 164b, 165a, 165b, 166a, and 166b (see FIG. 22A, 22B, and FIG. 22C); 18) Arthritic-aiding-trigger-pin holes 118 are for: Providing means to insert arthritic-aiding trigger pin 117 into canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111. 19) Canopy-supporting arm 119 is for: Attaching to both canopy-lifting-arm intersector 112 and canopy-supporting-arm intersector 113. 20) Canopy-lifting arm 120 is for: Lifting and tilting canopy top-hub intersector 114. 21) Canopy-deploying cable 121 is for: Deploying and retracting Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system 110. 22) Canopy-deploying-cable spool 122 is for: Coiling and uncoiling canopy-deploying cable 121. 23) Removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying crank 123 is for: Providing means for a person to insert removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying crank 123 into removable-crank insertion hole 125 and rotate canopy-deploying-cable spool 122. in the directions of arrows 164a, 164b, 165a, 165b, 166a, and 166b (see FIG. 22A, 22B, and FIG. 22C); 24) Removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddles 124 are for: a) Providing aid to those with arthritic conditions in their hands to operate removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying crank 123 without discomfort in the directions of arrows 147 (see FIG. 15): b) Providing means to engage Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system 110 to deploy and retract reversible-canopy wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy system 126 in the directions of arrows 147 (see FIG. 10 and FIG. 15); c) Providing a paddle-like, flatter, enlarged surface area to be in contact with an arthritic hand to reduce concentrated pressure areas and to thereby reduce pain and discomfort, such as is not possible with prior art in the directions of arrows 147 (see FIG. 15); d) Providing ridges at the front and back to aid those with arthritic hand conditions by helping to easily position and maintain their hands in the center of a removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle 124, without slipping off, as prior art would naturally promote in the directions of arrows 147 (see FIG. 6A, 6B, and FIG. 15); and e) Providing ridges at the top and bottom to aid those with arthritic hand conditions by helping them easily position and maintain their hands in the center of a removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle 124, while pushing upwards or downwards in the directions of arrows 147 (see FIG. 15). 25) Removable-crank insertion hole 125 is for: Inserting removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying crank 123. 26) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella 126 is for performing the combined functions of its components. 27) Reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 is for: a) Providing a cover to protect users from weather elements; b) Releasing air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 157a, 157b, 158a, and 158b (see FIG. 20C and FIG. 20D); c) Stabilizing side-to-side movement from wind gusts, by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 150a, 150b, 150c, 150d, 151 and 152 (see FIG. 17, 18A, FIG. 18B, and FIG. 18C); d) Eliminating lift from wind gusts of by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 157a, 157b, 158a, and 158b (see FIG. 20C and FIG. 20B); e) Eliminating vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 149a and 149b (see FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, FIG. 16C, FIG. 16D, and FIG. 16E); f) Customizing wind-flow direction and pattern from the sides to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella by adjusting tension of Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 by tightening or loosening of adjustable-tension screws 137b in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 149a, 148a, and 149b (see FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, FIG. 16C, FIG. 16D, and FIG. 16E); and g) Customizing volume of air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella by adjusting tension of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 149a and 149b (see FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, FIG. 16C, FIG. 16D, and FIG. 16E). 28) Cooling-funnels 128 are for: a) Providing respective wind scoops, guiding the wind-flow inward and downward through the directional cooling-funnels 128 in the directions of arrows 162, 163b, and 163b (see FIGS. 21A, and 21B); b) Cooling the environment for the occupants under cooling-funnels 128 by adjusting the tilt, and tension of Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 in the directions of arrows 162 (see FIG. 21A); c) Releasing air pressure from below respective cooling-funnels 128 d) Automatically adjusting to air pressure from below by lifting and curling respective cooling-funnels 128 in locations where the wind and pressure are greatest e) Stabilizing side-to-side movement from wind gusts, by the cooling-funnels 128 relieving air pressure by respectively lifting and curling in the directions of arrows 162a, 163a, and 163b (see FIGS. 2IA, and 21B); f) Eliminating umbrella lift from wind gusts by neutralizing and relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 in the directions of arrows 163a, and 163b (see FIG. 21B); g) Eliminating vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 in the directions of arrows 162a, 163a, and 163b (see FIGS. 21A, and 21B); h) Customizing wind-flow direction and pattern from the sides to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella by adjusting tension of Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135; and i) Adjusting tension of Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135. to customizing volume of air pressure in the directions of arrows 162a, 163a, and 163b (see FIG. 21B). 29) Canopy-spring mounting holes 129 are for: Screwedly securing reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 to wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting-spring eyelets 136a. 30) Canopy hook-and-loop closure slit 130 is for: Providing respective access for a predetermined location in reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 for canopy-supporting-arm intersector 113. 31) Customizable-flow-directing-chapeau opening 131 is for: Providing an opening in reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 for wind-flow and pressure-release both inward and outward. 32) Canopy top-hub-ring 132 is for: Respectively and pivotably attaching to upper-ribs 134. 33) Canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring 133 is are for: Respectively and pivotably attaching to lower-ribs 138. 34) Upper-ribs 134 are for: Respectively and pivotably attaching to lower-ribs 138 and canopy top-hub-ring 132. 35) Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 are for: a) Providing adjustability to customize amount of tension in the directions of arrows 150a, 150b, 150c, and 150d (see FIG. 17); b) Releasing air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 150a, 150b, 150c, 150d, 157a, and 157b (see FIGS. 17 and 20C); c) Stabilizing side-to-side movement from wind gusts, by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 150a, 150b, 150c, 150d, 151, 152, 153, and 154 (see FIG. 17, FIG. 18A FIG. 18B, FIG. 19A, FIG. 19B, and FIG. 19C); d) Eliminating lift from wind gusts of by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 151, 152, 153, and 154 (see FIG. 18A FIG. 18B, FIG. 19A, FIG. 19B, and FIG. 19C); e) Eliminating vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 151, 152, 153, and 154 (see FIG. 16A, 16B, 18A, FIG. 18B, FIG. 19A, FIG. 19B, and FIG. 19C); and f) Customizing volume of air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 149a, 149b, 156a, 156b, 156c, 156d, 156e, 156f, 156g, and 156h (see FIG. 16D, FIG. 16E, and FIG. 20B). 36) Wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting-spring eyelets 136a are for: Respectably attaching wind-pressure-releasing cooling-funnel and adjustable-tension canopy springs 135 to canopy-spring mounting holes 129. Adjustable-tension-canopy-spring-eyelet washer and screws 136b are for: Respectively screwing into canopy-spring mounting holes 129. Automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents 136c are for: a) Independently and springably resting against upper-ribs 134 as wind-pressure-releasing cooling-funnel and adjustable-tension canopy springs 135 are intermittently flexed and moved by wind-gusts and air-pressure fluctuation b) Providing protection to painted or powder-coated surface of lower-ribs 138 in the directions of arrows 148a and 148b (see FIG. 16A and FIG. 16B); c) Providing re-centering function for wind-pressure-releasing cooling-funnel and adjustable-tension canopy springs 135 in respect to the positioning of lower-ribs 138 in the directions of arrows 148a (see FIG. 16A); d) Providing predetermined spacing for Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 to rest upon lower-ribs 138 in the directions of arrows 148a and 148b (see FIG. 16A and FIG. 16B); e) Eliminating shock for Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 when impacting lower-ribs 138 in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 149a, 148a, and 149b (see FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, and FIG. 16C); f) Eliminating vibration from Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 in the directions of arrows 148a (see FIG. 16A); and g) Eliminating noise from Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 from impact against lower-ribs 138 in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 149a, 148a, and 149b (see FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, and FIG. 16C). 37) Adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets 137a are for: Springably, adjustably, and respectively securing Wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 to upper-ribs 134. Adjustable-tension screws 137b are for: Respectively and adjustably screwing into adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets 137. 38) Lower-ribs 138 are for: Respectively and pivotably attaching to upper-ribs 134 and canopy top-hub-ring 132. 39) Multi-base-connecting canopy base system 139 is for performing the combined functions of its components. 40) Canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate 140 is for: Attaching canopy-height-adjusting stanchion 111 to canopy-base-stabilizing feet 141a. 41) Canopy-base-stabilizing feet 141a are for: Respectively attaching to canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate 140 to stabilizing the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella. Multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b are for: a) Slidably hooking on multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to secure multiple wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas together in the directions of arrows 167a, 167b, 168a, 168a, 169a, and 169b (see FIG. 23A, FIG. 23B, and FIG. 23C); b) Slidably hooking on multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to increase the footprint of, thereby providing greater stability from the effects of winds and rain (see FIG. 24A); c) Slidably hooking on multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide connected combinations of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas for saving space when configured on decks, patios, pool-sides, balconies, verandas, sidewalks, food courts, and in restaurants (see FIG. 24A, FIG. 24B, FIG. 24C, and FIG. 24D); and d) Slidably hooking on multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide connected combinations of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide many variable aesthetic and design configurations to table and lounge chair configurations on decks, patios, pool-sides, balconies, verandas, sidewalks, food courts, and in restaurants (see FIG. 24A, FIG. 24B, FIG. 24C, and FIG. 24D). Multi-base-connecting locking slots 141c are for: a) Slidably connecting multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to secure multiple wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas together in the directions of arrows 167a, 167b, 168a, 168a, 169a, and 169b (see FIG. 23A, FIG. 23B, and FIG. 23C); b) Slidably connecting multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to increase the footprint thereof, thereby providing greater stability from the effects of winds and rain (see FIG. 24A); c) Slidably connecting multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide connected combinations of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas for saving space when configured on decks, patios, pool-sides, balconies, verandas, sidewalks, food courts, and in restaurants (see FIG. 24A, FIG. 24B, FIG. 24C, and FIG. 24D); and d) Slidably connecting multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide connected combinations of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide many variable aesthetic and design configurations to table and lounge chair configurations on decks, patios, pool-sides, balconies, verandas, sidewalks, food courts, and in restaurants (see FIG. 24A, FIG. 24B, FIG. 24C, and FIG. 24D). Multi-base-connecting heel-blades 141d are for: respectively lifting canopy-base-stabilizing feet 141a above the ground.
Variation

(35) Referring to FIG. 25, FIG. 26, FIG. 27, FIG. 28, and FIG. 29:

(36) Any component of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella can have any shape and size. Any component of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella can be made of any material(s). Reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 can be attached with screws or any other type of canopy-attaching device. FIG. 25 illustrates a perspective view of an equivalent umbrella having a rectangle customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a and a rectangle reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127. FIG. 26 illustrates a perspective view of an equivalent umbrella having an octagonal customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a and an octagonal reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127. FIG. 27 illustrates a perspective view of an equivalent umbrella having an octagonal customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a and a star-shaped reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127. FIG. 28 illustrates a perspective view of an equivalent variation of the reversible-wind-pressure-releasing-cooling-funnel-and-adjustable-tension-canopy spring 135. FIG. 29 illustrates a perspective view of an equivalent upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108, lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109, and cable conduit 107.

Major Advantages of the Invention

(37) The present invention substantially departs from the conventional concepts and designs of the prior art. In doing so, the present invention provides wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella (having: a) Customizable-wind-flow-directing chapeau system, b) Self-centering spiral-cone-locking cable-tube system, c) Arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system, d) Wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy system, and f) Canopy base system), having many new and significant features, functions, and advantages, which overcome all the disadvantages of the prior art, as follows: 1) It is an object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can provide a cover to protect users from weather elements and reduce air pressure, thereby stabilizing the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella; b) Can redirect wind-flow above customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella; in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145a, 145b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F). c) Can redirect hot air to flow out and away from underside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, thereby cooling the environment for the occupants; in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); d) Can customize wind-flow direction and pattern from above customizable-flow-directing chapeau 103a to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 144a, 144b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); e) Can release air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145a, 145b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13C, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, and FIG. 13F); and f) Can customize volume of air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145a, 145b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13C, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, and FIG. 13F). 2) It is another object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers 104. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can control air pressure and the effects of wind-flow under the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella thereby stabilizing the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145a, 145b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); b) Can control to redirect wind-flow above wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); c) Can control to redirect hot air to flow out and away from underside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, thereby cooling the environment for the occupants in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 144a, 144b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13A, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13E, and FIG. 13F); d) Can control to customize wind-flow direction and pattern from above wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127 to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 142a, 142b, 143a, 143b, 144a, 144b, 145a, 145b, 145c, and 145d (see FIG. 13C, FIG. 13B, FIG. 13C, FIG. 13D, and FIG. 13F); e) Can control to release the air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 143a, and 143b (see FIG. 13B); and f) Can control to customize the volume of air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 145c and 145d (see FIG. 13D and FIG. 13F). 3) It is another object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having arthritic-aiding control tabs 105. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: Can medicinally beneficially aid a person with an arthritic hand to keep his/her hand straight to eliminate the need for bending his/her fingers and wrist when holding and operating customizable-flow-directing chapeau control levers 104 to require less effort to deploy canopy for those with limited hand mobility due to arthritis. 4) It is a further object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can center upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108 with lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109 during deployment of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella; b) Can prevent the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting clockwise out of its desired shape; c) Can prevent the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting counterclockwise out of its desired shape; and d) Can twist-lock upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108 with lower self-centering spiral-locking cone, thereby preventing easy dislodging of their union and connection. 5) It is an even further object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can center lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109 with upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108 during deployment of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 5, and FIG. 14); b) Can prevent the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting clockwise out of its desired fit while fully deployed in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 14); c) Can prevent the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting counterclockwise out of desired fit while fully deployed; and in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 11, and FIG. 14); and d) Can twist-lock lower self-centering spiral-locking cone 109 with upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone 108, thereby preventing easy dislodging of their union and connection in the direction of arrow 146 (see FIG. 14). 6) It is another object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having canopy height-adjusting arthritic-aiding trigger 116. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can aid those with arthritic conditions in their hands to operate canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115 without discomfort (see FIGS. 6A and 6B); b) Can provide means to engage arthritic-aiding and canopy-deploying system 110 to slidably lower and higher canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-aiding handle 115 thereby adjusting the height and tilt of canopy-lifting arm 120 (see FIG. 6A); and c) Can engage arthritic-aiding trigger pin 117 to predeterminedly and lockably engage to arthritic-aiding-trigger-pin holes 118 (see FIGS. 6A and 6B). 7) It is yet another object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle 124. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can aid to those with arthritic conditions in their hands to operate removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying crank 123 without discomfort in the directions of arrows 147 (see FIG. 15); b) Can provide means to engage arthritic-aiding handles and canopy-deploying system 110 to deploy and retract wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy system 126 in the directions of arrows 147 (see FIG. 10 and FIG. 15); c) Can provide a paddle-like, flatter, enlarged surface area to be in contact with an arthritic hand to reduce concentrated pressure areas and to thereby reduce pain and discomfort, such as is not possible with prior art in the directions of arrows 147 (see FIG. 15); d) Can provide ridges at the front and back to aid those with arthritic hand conditions by helping to easily position and maintain their hands in the center of removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle 124, without slipping off, as prior art would naturally promote in the directions of arrows 147 (see FIG. 6A, 6B, and FIG. 15); and e) Can provide ridges at the top and bottom to aid those with arthritic hand conditions by helping them easily position and maintain their hands in the center of removable arthritic-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle 124, while pushing upwards or downwards in the directions of arrows 147 (see FIG. 15). 8) It is still yet another object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy 127. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can cover to protect users from weather elements b) Can release air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 157a, 157b, 158a, and 158b (see FIG. 20C and FIG. 20D); c) Can stabilize side-to-side movement from wind gusts, by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 150a, 150b, 150c, 150d, 151 and 152 (see FIG. 17, 18A, FIG. 18B, and FIG. 18C); d) Can eliminate lift from wind gusts of by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 157a, 157b, 158a, and 158b (see FIG. 20C and FIG. 20B); e) Can eliminate vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 149a and 149b (see FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, FIG. 16C, FIG. 16D, and FIG. 16E); f) Can customize wind-flow direction and pattern from the sides to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella by adjusting tension of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 149a, 148a, and 149b (see FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, FIG. 16C, FIG. 16D, and FIG. 16E); and g) Can customize the volume of air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella by adjusting tension of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 149a and 149b (see FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, FIG. 16C, FIG. 16D, and FIG. 16E). 9) It is still yet another object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having cooling-funnels 128. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can provide respective wind scoops, guiding the wind-flow inward and downward through the directional cooling-funnels 128 in the directions of arrows 162, 163b, and 163b (see FIGS. 21A, and 21B); b) Can cool the environment for the occupants under cooling-funnels 128 by adjusting the tilt, and tension of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 in the directions of arrows 162 (see FIG. 21A); c) Can release the air pressure from below respective cooling-funnels 128; d) Can automatically adjust the air pressure from below by lifting and curling respective cooling-funnels 128 in locations where the wind and pressure are greatest; e) Can stabilize side-to-side movement from wind gusts, by the cooling-funnels 128 relieving air pressure by respectively lifting and curling; f) Can eliminate umbrella lift from wind gusts by neutralizing and relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 in the directions of arrows 162a, 163a, and 163b (see FIGS. 2IA, and 21B); g) Can eliminate vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 in the directions of arrows 162a, 163a, and 163b (see FIGS. 21A, and 21B); h) Can customize the wind-flow direction and pattern from the sides to the inside of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella by adjusting tension of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135; and i) Can adjust the tension of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 to customizing volume of air pressure in the directions of arrows 162a, 163a, and 163b (see FIG. 21B). 10) It is still yet another object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can adjust to customize amount of tension in the directions of arrows 150a, 150b, 150c, and 150d (see FIG. 17); b) Can release the air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 150a, 150b, 150c, 150d, 157a, and 157b (see FIGS. 17 and 20C); c) Can stabilize the side-to-side movement from wind gusts, by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 150a, 150b, 150c, 150d, 151, 152, 153, and 154 (see FIG. 17, FIG. 18A FIG. 18B, FIG. 19A, FIG. 19B, and FIG. 19C); d) Can eliminate lift from wind gusts of by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 151, 152, 153, and 154 (see FIG. 18A FIG. 18B, FIG. 19A, FIG. 19B, and FIG. 19C); e) Can eliminate vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below cooling-funnels 128 of the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 151, 152, 153, and 154 (see FIG. 16A, 16B, 18A, FIG. 18B, FIG. 19A, FIG. 19B, and FIG. 19C); and f) Can customize the volume of air pressure below the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella in the directions of arrows 149a, 149b, 156a, 156b, 156c, 156d, 156e, 156f, 156g, and 156h (see FIG. 16D, FIG. 16E, and FIG. 20B). 11) It is still another object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents 136c. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can protect painted or powder-coated surface of lower-ribs 138 in the directions of arrows 148a and 148b (see FIG. 16A and FIG. 16B); b) Can re-center reversible wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 in respect to the positioning of lower-ribs 138 in the directions of arrows 148a (see FIG. 16A); c) Can provide predetermined spacing for reversible wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 to rest upon lower-ribs 138 in the directions of arrows 148a and 148b (see FIG. 16A and FIG. 16B); d) Can eliminate shock for reversible wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 when impacting lower-ribs 138 in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 149a, 148a, and 149b (see FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, and FIG. 16C); e) Can eliminate vibration from reversible wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 in the directions of arrows 148a (see FIG. 16A); and f) Can eliminate noise from reversible wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs 135 from impact against lower-ribs 138 in the directions of arrows 148a, 148b, 149a, 148a, and 149b (see FIG. 16A, FIG. 16B, and FIG. 16C). 12) It is another object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can connect multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to secure multiple wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas together in the directions of arrows 167a, 167b, 168a, 168a, 169a, and 169b (see FIG. 23A, FIG. 23B, and FIG. 23C); b) Can connect multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to increase the footprint thereof, thereby providing greater stability from the effects of winds and rain (see FIG. 24A); c) Can connect multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide connected combinations of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas for saving space when configured on decks, patios, pool-sides, balconies, verandas, sidewalks, food courts, and in restaurants (see FIG. 24A, FIG. 24B, FIG. 24C, and FIG. 24D); and d) Can connect multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide connected combinations of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide many variable aesthetic and design configurations to table and lounge chair configurations on decks, patios, pool-sides, balconies, verandas, sidewalks, food courts, and in restaurants (see FIG. 24A, FIG. 24B, FIG. 24C, and FIG. 24D). 13) It is another object of the new invention to provide a wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, having multi-base-connecting locking slots 141c. Therefore, the wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella: a) Can connect multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to secure multiple wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas together in the directions of arrows 167a, 167b, 168a, 168a, 169a, and 169b (see FIG. 23A, FIG. 23B, and FIG. 23C); b) Can connect multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to increase the footprint thereof, thereby providing greater stability from the effects of winds and rain (see FIG. 24A); c) Can connect multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide connected combinations of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas for saving space when configured on decks, patios, pool-sides, balconies, verandas, sidewalks, food courts, and in restaurants (see FIG. 24A, FIG. 24B, FIG. 24C, and FIG. 24D); and d) Can connect multiple multi-base-connecting canopy-base plates 141b of other wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide connected combinations of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrellas to provide many variable aesthetic and design configurations to table and lounge chair configurations on decks, patios, pool-sides, balconies, verandas, sidewalks, food courts, and in restaurants (see FIG. 24A, FIG. 24B, FIG. 24C, and FIG. 24D).